Curse

Awesomez · Dec 11, 2010, 06:55 PM // 18:55

*Breaks a bottle on your nose*
*Looking slightly drunk, yelling:'Toush my wife again and i'mma kill yo!'*

I pwnd U · Dec 11, 2010, 07:48 PM // 19:48

*wakes up*
*lights Awesomez and his wife on fire*
*laughs*
*points*
*laughs some more*
*breaks a bar stool over Awesomez*
*goes back to sleep*

Awesomez · Dec 12, 2010, 10:08 AM // 10:08

*wakes up in the horse through outside*
*pulls himself together and goes back in*
*While still sleeping, drags pwnd outside and lays him on the train railways*
*saying 'it's on ma boy'*

I pwnd U · Dec 12, 2010, 04:18 PM // 16:18

*wakes up*
*grabs the train from the little tracks*
*chucks it at Awesomez*
*grabs a beer*
*takes a long swig*
*passes out*

Awesomez · Dec 12, 2010, 05:06 PM // 17:06

*dodges the train*
*orders a heavy tequila while not noticing the crash in the wall behind him*

I pwnd U · Dec 12, 2010, 06:04 PM // 18:04

*regains consciousness*
"Teguila? Good choice boy"
*orders whiskey*
*drinks*

Awesomez · Dec 12, 2010, 06:32 PM // 18:32

*Attempt at high fiving Pwned*
*Fails and hits him in the face*
*orders more tequila*

Bobby2 · Dec 12, 2010, 11:15 PM // 23:15

*walks in*
*orders the cheapest whiskey available*
*slams chair across pwnds face*

I pwnd U · Dec 13, 2010, 01:10 AM // 01:10

*grabs flamethrower*
*sets Bobby and Awesomez on fire*
"Crispy"

Awesomez · Dec 13, 2010, 01:49 PM // 13:49

*Lights his cigarette with pwnd's flamethrower*
'Thanks bro'
*smokes it halfway and burns it out in the barkeepers face*
'More beer ye scallywag' *hic*

Bobby2 · Dec 13, 2010, 05:38 PM // 17:38

*notices flames on self*
*trashes uncontrollably around bar, breaking bottles of strong liquor*
*laughs maniacally as the flames spread*

Awesomez · Dec 13, 2010, 06:02 PM // 18:02

*Turns a keg over onto his face, drinking it all up*
*notices bobby*
'Keep dancing babe.. *hic*'

Bobby2 · Dec 14, 2010, 06:41 PM // 18:41

*delighted someone called me babe*
*gives big fiery hug*

Shady Guy · May 02, 2011, 07:12 AM // 07:12

*walks into bar*
*Sits in stool and rests elbows on flaming countertop*
*Drinks*
*walks out of bar*

Snograt · May 02, 2011, 10:54 AM // 10:54

Holy shit thread rez guy. =P

I pwnd U · May 02, 2011, 11:58 AM // 11:58

*takes another drink*
*tries to hug the snoggie*

Snograt · May 02, 2011, 05:33 PM // 17:33

*mumbles bitterly*
*muses on how quoting Slayer ain't as effective as it used to be*
*punches the barkeep in the fallopians*
*sits back with a single malt, straight*

I pwnd U · May 02, 2011, 09:33 PM // 21:33

*hugs snoogie again*
*sips beer*

The Only Warrior · May 02, 2011, 10:40 PM // 22:40

*rollplays too*
*john wayne at the first thanksgiving*
*s: Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrims*

Marvel-Kid · May 05, 2011, 06:59 PM // 18:59

*Breaks through ceiling*
*lets down a rope*
*climbs down*
*Snatches Gallon sized jug of Whiskey*
*Fills squirt gun with acquired alcohol*
*Drinks last bit of whiskey and starts spraying everyone and everything*
*Laughs maniacally while crowd cheers for free liquor*
*climbs up rope*
*drops squirt gun on the ground*
*Lights a match and laughs

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*Drops match and ignites whiskey*
*Flames engulf entire bar*
*runs away while bottles adjacent to flames ignite and explode*